Dudes!!! Got to be more careful...........

A Mom comes to visit her son Sukumar for dinner.....who lives with a room
mate, a girl named Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother
couldn't help but notice how pretty Sukumar's roommate was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and thishad
only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching
the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Sukumar
and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Sukumar
volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita
and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Sunita came to Sukumar saying, "Ever since your mother
came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver chutney (spices) jar.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Sukumar said,"Well, I doubt it, but
I'll email her, just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the chutney jar from my
house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the chutney Jar. But the fact
remainsthat it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love
Several days later, Sukumar received an email from his Mother which read
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying
that you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was
sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the chutney jar by now under
the pillow...
Love,
Mom.
Lesson of the day: Don't Lie to Your Mother...........especially if she is Indian!