Love letter - a bit professional

To
Juliet
Grade 7.0 S.M

Sub: Offer of love!

Dearest Ms Juliet,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the
14th of October (Saturday).
With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500
hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.

Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and
depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job
training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from
lover to spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared
equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a
larger share of the expenses.
However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense
account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter,
failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I
shall be considering someone else.
I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do
not wish to take up this offer.
Wish you all the best!
Thanking you in anticipation,

Yours sincerely,
Romeo (HR Manager)