Interesting & Meaningful Equations

Don't forget to read the conclusion in the end
Equation 1
Humans = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore:Humans = Donkeys + Work + enjoy
Therefore:Humans - enjoy = Donkeys + Work
In other words,Humans that don't enjoy = Donkeys that work.
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++
Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore:Men = Donkeys + earn money
Therefore: Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words: Men who do not earn money = Donkeys
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++++! +++++ +
Equation 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore:Women = Donkeys + spend
Women - spend = Donkeys
In other words,Women who do not spend = Donkeys
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
To Conclude:From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men who don't earn money = Women who don't spend
So Men earn money not to let women become donkeys!
And women spend not to let men become donkeys!
So, We have:Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + Spend money
Therefore we can conclude
Men + Women = 2 Donkeys that live happily together

Identify the greats (there are 100 of them)

Click the image and Hope u could see the Beauty in it

Calculator Malfunction in Windows

Try this!! this is actually true........

The Greatest Invention of the last Century - the Microsoft's Calculator have Failed in the following calculation.
Go to calculator or Start in your system-->Run--> type Calc. and Check the following... .
2704/50 = 54.08 Works Fine
2704/51 = 53.01960784 Works Fine
2704/52 = try yourself Doesn't Work
2704/53 = 51.01886792 Works Fine
2704/54 = 50.07407407 Works Fine
Microsoft's Calculator Failed to calculate !!!
Can somebody explain why ?
Try it ....it's a surprise

Honest Answers in interview may be like this

If we were to Honestly reply to all the HR Questions they would go something
like this
1. Why did you apply for this job?
I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me
now.
2. Why do you want to work for this company?
I have to work for some company who ever gives me a job, I don't have any
specific company in mind.
3. Why should I hire you?
You have to hire some one, you may give me a try.
4.What would you do if we hire you?
Well, it depends on my mindset but I will try to work on whatever is
allotted to me.
5.What is your biggest strength?
Basically, daring to join any company who pays me well, without thinking of
the fate of company.
6.What is your biggest weakness?
Girls
7.What was your worst mistake, and how did you learn from it?
Joining my earlier company and learn that I need to jump to get more money,
so I am here today!
8. What accomplishments in your last position are you most proud of?
Had I accomplished any in my last position, why do I need to change my job?
I could demand more and stay there.
9.Describe a challenge you faced and how you overcame it?
Biggest challenge is answering the question "why are you looking for a
change" and I started blabbering irrelevantly to overcome
that.
10.Why did you leave/ are you leaving your last job?
For the same reason why you left your earlier job... more
money
11.What do you want from this job?
If no work is given but keep giving good hikes
12.What are your career goals and how do you plan to achieve them?
Make more money and for that keep jumping companies for every 2
yrs
13.Did you hear of our company and what do you know of us?
Yeah, I know that you will ask this, I've gone through your
website
14.What is the salary expected and how do u justify that?
Well, no one will change job for the same salary, hence, give me 20% extra
than what I am getting and that is unpublished industry standard (I know you
will bargain on what ever I ask, hence, I have already hiked my current
salary by 30%).

Happy Valentine

Spend quality time with a loved one.
Go out to a nice restaurant or create a special dinner. Cuddle with your significant other on a couch and watch a movie. Try to avoid distractions, such as surfing the internet, chatting on the phone while around people, or deciding to do other things by yourself or with another group of people.

Make a homemade card for someone.
The card will have more meaning to it if it's created by you instead of buying a card from a store. Use your own words to describe the person you're giving it to. Create a poem or a note of appreciation. Add a little "copyrighted" symbol on the back of the card for fun.
Think of candy, chocolate, and sweets. If you are getting something for a school classmate, get a small box of those sugary hearts with the little sayings on them. If you wish, you can make a chocolate recipe along with someone else on Valentine's Day.

Express your words with a rose[2]. While lavender (or purple) are seen more on first dates and secret "love at first sight" times, white roses are a tradition for weddings. Pink, orange, and yellow roses are viewed as admiration, excitement, and friendship respectably. The yellow and pink are very similar and can be used for the same events. Finally, the red rose, as the color expresses and emphasizes beauty and love. Red roses are traditionally exchanged by couples and people whom wish to express their feelings towards another.

Enjoy Valentine's Day alone.
Who says that people need a companion for this one day of the year? Treat yourself to a spa or a long bubble bath. Take a long drive and enjoy the scenery. If it's too snowy or iced down, stay in and watch sports games or that romantic movie on cable.

An ingenius way to reduce accidents

This becomes effective March 1, 2009, in ALL states.The national Highway Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt. Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when the belt is properly installed. Correct installation is illustrated below......

I KNOW....YOU SMILED.

YEAH, YOU SMILED AGAIN.

Love letter - a bit professional

To
Juliet
Grade 7.0 S.M

Sub: Offer of love!

Dearest Ms Juliet,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the
14th of October (Saturday).
With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500
hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.

Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and
depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job
training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from
lover to spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared
equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a
larger share of the expenses.
However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense
account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter,
failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I
shall be considering someone else.
I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do
not wish to take up this offer.
Wish you all the best!
Thanking you in anticipation,

Yours sincerely,
Romeo (HR Manager)

An important news

So!!!! Girls don't misunderstand please...........